DHL eCommerce and USPS enter $10 billion – plus, long‑term exclusive agreement

So can we say we aren't broke anymore
Nurse please check on the above patient they are experiencing hallucinations and grandiose ideas about this company. I fear they have lost all touch with reality and may need meds with electro shock therapy to get them back on track. 😂
 
Nurse please check on the above patient they are experiencing hallucinations and grandiose ideas about this company. I fear they have lost all touch with reality and may need meds with electro shock therapy to get them back on track. 😂

I need a lot of things. But that ain't one. Just joking that we got another 10 billion contract. Gotta be making money plus now no non-essential spending. Soon we will raking in the dough.

As my old PM asked question about career fair, are they going to stop giving away door prizes at career fair since we have no money??? NO ANSWER. SHOCKER!!!
 
All -- "DHL eCommerce and USPS enter $10 billion – plus, long‑term exclusive agreement."

-- Most likely it will end up similar to one of the Amazon contracts, when a USPS bean counter noted that the USPS would lose money on every parcel delivered.

-- To which one of the many USPS VP's ( probably for Sustainability ) countered with "But we will make it up on volume!"

-- No wonder the USPS has recently been hiring outside for higher-up executives.
 
i can tell you what it means for 6 months you will deliver it for FREE, and then after that for 1/2 a fee, and then finally get paid for it after a year. thank you usps and the union. we are being scammed by a kindergartner
 
i can tell you what it means for 6 months you will deliver it for FREE, and then after that for 1/2 a fee, and then finally get paid for it after a year. thank you usps and the union. we are being scammed by a kindergartner
We all ready deliver dhl it comes directly from plant. It just means they got a supposedly better deal for usps I hope.
 
i can tell you what it means for 6 months you will deliver it for FREE, and then after that for 1/2 a fee, and then finally get paid for it after a year. thank you usps and the union. we are being scammed by a kindergartner

Don't worry by the time the year comes around, you will lose DHL packages with a lost in coverage factor and lost in volume.
 
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