I know. Don't listen to the union reps. and management. Just don't . Mail pieces , contrary to what we are constantly being told by BOTH parties, DO NOT morph or otherwise change classification when they arrive at a carrier's case. All this " if you put your mis-throws up with your left hand and your mother's maiden name begins with a "B" and your E.I.N. ends in an even number , then it's not a parcel" rhetoric would be hilarious if it were not true. Seriously, that's what it has come to with all of this "if it fits in the case" and / or "the way you handle it" and / or "if it fits in the box" and all of these other desperate EXCUSES , not REASONS mind you , as to why a mail piece is not a parcel. I used what you posted , albeit a bit older date, AND the clerk template ALONG with some info from O.D.I.S. AND The Revenue Dept. for our U-Lines and the other large weird shaped mail pieces after the union folded like a beach chair when I filed on this issue. While BOTH parties were "telling me" none of those mail pieces were parcels, I was SHOWING them with documentation where these mail pieces were parcels. Yes, it was very frustrating fighting TWO adversaries. I prevailed but I can't really call it a win because there never should have been the argument to begin with as these mail pieces always were parcels.