So glad we get these informative messages in the morning.

[ATCBigE]

God forbid I was thinking about doing that but this message stopped me. Wish I got 100k a year to write these on the scanner.

 

[Gotrope]

You know, I hope some steward uses this in a defense because someone didn't get the instructions...

 

[ifitfitsitships]

Haha. We were making jokes about this all morning. I always thought this was understood. Who knew?

 

[Missed a scan]

Son of a witch, I was off today and now I won't know that stealing mail is bad.

 

[Olive]

Hahaha!!! Really though we don’t want to steal it or destroy it because then we’ll have to listen to “Where’s my mail” or “ What happened to my package”

 

[oi veh.]

this is why management should be made to clock in and out on the scanner...

because, in my experience, they are the ones who delay, destroy and steal mail (to include packages).

 

[Old Fart]

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God forbid I was thinking about doing that but this message stopped me. Wish I got 100k a year to write these on the scanner.

Hey that was material for the standup this morning.....everyone got a huge laugh out of it....

 

[She mails rural]

Haha. We were making jokes about this all morning. I always thought this was understood. Who knew?

The most funny part to me was delay the mail because we know that's a one sided statement only directed to the carrier, management does that crap daily! Oh wait management has the right to do all the above and more if they deem it, my bad.

 

[Bucknadhand]

This also includes "stealing" the hearts of your customers

 

[She mails rural]

This also includes "stealing" the hearts of your customers

Oops guilty lol

 

[Rt2mailman]

Yes this seems obvious to us, but we are not managers in the Usps. To most of them, lying, stealing, cheating and delaying IS their first inclination. They have to be reminded daily that they shouldn't do this.

 

[jaymacgthree]

Management has been the only ones lying, stealing, damaging and delaying the mail in all my years at the postal service and I have been at several different offices. Out of all of them I only had 1 Postmaster and 1 Supervisor that were honest decent people. Postal Service heal thyself.

 

[Voglio-il mio]

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God forbid I was thinking about doing that but this message stopped me. Wish I got 100k a year to write these on the scanner.

This is rates right up there with "Caution Coffee may be hot"! and "Don't place plastic bags over your head it may cause suffocation"!

 

[btdtret]

All -- Wonder if anyone at the office where Food Drive cards for the rural carriers were sent to another office ( different thread ) got that message on their scanners and were able to show manglement?

 

[Shannonboy]

Son of a witch, I was off today and now I won't know that stealing mail is bad.

You can always steal some tomorrow.

 

[ifitfitsitships]

This is rates right up there with "Caution Coffee may be hot"! and "Don't place plastic bags over your head it may cause suffocation"!

I KNEW Idiocracy was a documentary.... now to go buy some crocs.

 

[Rt2mailman]

This is rates right up there with "Caution Coffee may be hot"! and "Don't place plastic bags over your head it may cause suffocation"!

I try to remove that information on any plastic bags that management gets, there's always hope.